Mmm-mmm! Just look at it.
A six-seater
custom built beauty.
BEAST BOY: Top of the line
micro-fiber upholstery.
CYBORG:
Triple layer high density
polyurethane seating.
BEAST BOY:
Solid kiln-dried oak frame.
Those cushions,
so plump and comfy.
So warm and soft.
Are you ready?
Oh, yeah.
I've been waiting all week for
lazy Sunday!
(BOTH SIGHING)
I am so lazy.
I must be the laziest person
in the world.
No way.
I'm twice as lazy
as you are, brah.
Maybe three times.
If I weren't so lazy,
I'd laugh in your face.
My laziness makes
your laziness look...
(SNORING)
(COUGHING)
(GASPS) Huh?
What was I saying?
Don't know.
I'm way too lazy to listen.
Now, now, boys.
Don't get so riled up.
You're both lazy.
Thanks, Couch Spirit.
Yeah, you the king,
Couch Spirit. You the king!
Oh, it does my heart good
to see you both so relaxed
on this lazy, lazy Sunday.
I'm relaxing so hard
right now, man.
Nobody can relax like us,
right, Couch Spirit?
That's right, baby.
If you were any more relaxed,
why, you'd be dead.
Hmm. Dead.
(SLAPPING)
Just you listen to the Couch.
Some folks might try
to take away your laziness,
but don't you let 'em.
Never be too lazy
to stand up and fight
for your right to be lazy.
I don't understand.
You see, well... (YAWNING)
You know what,
I'm gonna take a nap.
Ciao, babies.
(BOTH SIGHING)
Yeah.
What's with you guys?
Why won't you
get off the couch?
Lazy Sunday, brah!
It's Tuesday.
Not my problem.
Ah, at least make room
for the rest of us.
No can do, bro. Too comfy.
Yeah, scoot over.
It's too much trouble, baby.
This is ridiculous!
We like the couch too,
but you guys
are abusing it!
What do you expect?
It's lazy Sunday.
It's Tuesday!
Do I look like
a calendar, fool?
Face it. You'll never get us
off this couch.
Never.
(BELL DINGS)
Who wants the chili?
- Chili?
- I love chili!
I want that chili.
But it's so far away.
And my butt is so comfy.
(SNIFFING)
But the chili smells so good.
Dilemma, bro.
I got a plan.
We go into the kitchen,
I'll grab it,
toss it into your bird mouth,
you then baby bird
feed me some chili,
we'll be headed back
to the couch
in 5,23 seconds.
Mmm-mmm!
That was some good chili!
(BOTH YELL)
We've been robbed!
Where'd the couch go?
I donated it
to the community center.
No more couch.
No more lazy Sundays.
(BOTH CRYING)
I hope this does not
go on very long.
It's only the beginning.
There are five stages
of grief.
Stage one, denial.
Oh, this couch
is so comfy, man!
I'm just so glad
that the couch is still here,
right where it always is.
Stage two, anger.
I'm so angry!
I'm so that way, too!
(BOTH YELLING)
Anger!
Stage three, bargaining.
Please, please, please,
please, please bring it back.
- We won't ever sit again!
- Nope.
- How about if we...
- No!
- You are gonna love this one.
- No!
And get out!
Stage four, depression.
(SAD GUITAR MUSIC)
(SOBBING) I miss you.
(SAD HARMONICA MUSIC)
(SOBBING) Why?
Stage five, acceptance.
Remember that lump?
(SIGHING) And that
mysterious sticky stain.
Yeah. Good times.
(BEEPING)
- Dude, what are you doing?
- I'm walking.
On the furniture?
That's crazy!
No way, baby!
This thing is great!
Hey, Rave!
Tried the treadmill yet?
Wow, great. Feeling energized.
Hey, Star! How about you?
All right. I will walk upon
the mill of treads.
(BEEPS)
I did not know
it was so much fun
to use my feet.
(GIGGLING)
It's our turn now!
Yeah, we wanna go.
(RHYTHMIC WORKOUT MUSIC)
Dude, how come we never tried
exercise before?
Beats me. I love working out!
MALE VOICE: Who doesn't?
Treadmill Spirit?
'Sup, bros?
Just had me a killer workout.
I'm so pumped right now.
Man, my glutes
are still burning.
Protein shake?
I'm good. Thanks.
(STAMMERING) Yeah. I'm good.
More for me.
Treadmill Spirit,
you are ripped.
What's your secret, dude?
I'm so glad you asked, bro.
It's easy.
My day starts
promptly at 3:00 a.m.
with a 16-mile sprint.
After I'm warmed up,
I hit the elliptical
for a solid hour.
Then from
5:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.,
I work on my upper body.
From 7:00 to 8:00,
I work on my upper-upper body.
8:00 to 8:15, I have juice
while doing squats.
And after breakfast,
it's time to work out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Do you ever relax
and just chill?
(EXCLAIMS) Never, bros.
Life is motion.
Which reminds me...
I've got a Pilates class
in five.
Keep it up, bros.
And you can be just like me.
BOTH: We've got to get
the couch back.
Titans, we've got us
a mission.
A rescue mission.
What kind of rescue mission?
We're getting our couch back
from the community center.
No way, guys.
We've never been healthier
we got rid of the couch. Sorry.
No, it's cool.
It was probably only going
to be a killer workout.
Nope.
Oh, well, we were
gonna hit up
hit up that tasty new
taco joint on the way back,
but, it's cool though. Whatevs.
Wait! Tacos?
Let's do this. Titans, go!
33, 34, 35, 36...
I have visual contact. 37...
Couch has been confirmed.
We go on my signal.
38, 39...
Go, go, go, go!
Ladies, please,
you got to sit this one out.
Yeah. This one's personal.
- Whatever.
- Good luck!
(SLURPING)
(WAILING)
(BEEPING)
Mama Bird, we are in position.
I repeat, we are in position.
79, 80. Copy that.
Red Robin is leaving the nest.
Repeat.
Red Robin is leaving the nest.
- (BELL DINGS)
- Take her away!
We'd love to stay,
but there's no place to sit.
Booyah-skadoom!
There! Now you can
have your treadmill.
(GROANS AND SIGHS)
And we can have our couch.
Great!
More treadmill time for me.
It is kind of nice
to have the couch back.
Yes, the couch is pink.
The Couch is back, babies!
We missed you, Couch.
I missed you too, babies.
Let's never ever
be apart again.
(SNIFFING) Ugh!
Except, now it's got a smell.
Those community center boys,
they do love their garlic.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Faster, bro!
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)